Omegle.

You: Underneath these stairs, I hear the snares and feel the glares of my cousin, my uncle & my aunt.


Stranger: Proceed.

You: I can't believe how cruel they are, and it stings my lightning scar to know they never, ever give me what I want.

Stranger: Goddamn POTTER

Stranger: ILL YOU KILL IM VOLDEMORT

Stranger: ZAP ZAP BITCH

You: BITCH PLEASE.

You: I'M THE MOTHER FUCKING BOY WHO LiVED.

Stranger: IM THE DARKEST WIZARD AROUND THIS HOOD BITCH

Stranger: ILL FUCK YOU WITH MY WOODEN STICK HOE

Stranger: BTW WHEN I ZAPPED THAT SCAR ON YOU I JIZZED ON THAT SHIT

Stranger: LAWL

You: I'MMA AVADA KEDAVRA YOU INTO THE NEXT GHETTO ASS UNIVERSE.

You: BITCH. NOW I'MMA HAVE TO LATHER RINSE REPEAT.

Stranger: I CAME ON YOUR TODDLER FACE AND TELEPORTED OUT THAT BITCH LIKE A BOSS

Stranger: NOW IM GETTIN HEAD FROM ALL THE DARK WIZARD BITCHES

You: BITCH YOU AIN'T GON' GETTA WAY WITH KILLIN' MY SPERM DONERS.

You: LIKE WHO? THAT BITCH BELLATRIX LESTRANGE?

Stranger: Bro, hermoine doesnt even want your ass, ive hit that shit like 15 times

You: SHE HAS LIKE 25 STDs.

Stranger: bellatrix? fuck that hoe ive bent that ass over so many times.

You: Bitch please, Hermione ain't got nothin' on Cho Chang.

Stranger: Cho changs a little bitch, i railed her too in the attic of hogwarts motherfuckerrrrr

You: And that bitch Ginny Weasley? She prolly got AIDs, I ain't even tappin' that./

You: You couldn't even get into Hogwarts with a giant trampoline.

Stranger: You know before i killed your dad i made him lick my butthole right?

Stranger: Felt good man.

You: I'm sure, bro.

Stranger: Anyways im outtie five nigga gotta kill some more of your friends lewlz